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#116 - The world is too crazy, Master Duan needs to step up his efforts! (Request for subscription)



#116 - The world is too crazy, Master Duan needs to step up his efforts! (Request for subscription)

The stars were sparsely scattered in the night sky.

As the season progressed, the weather had already turned cool.

After nightfall, the mountain forests were not only filled with mist but even covered in frost.

Duan Yun sat on an open space, lighting a bonfire.

Little Grey lay on the ground, already fast asleep.

After several consecutive days of travel, even the most durable donkey was exhausted.

"Being a young hero is indeed a tough job," Duan Yun said with a sigh, poking the bonfire with his long sword.

To kill Zhu Xiang, the Pig Blackface, as quickly as possible, he had been traveling continuously for several days.

He had even given up the opportunity to stay at an inn tonight.

At this moment, Duan Yun couldn't help but miss the subways, buses, and trains of his previous life.

Ah, if there were trains and subways in this world, he could have eaten instant noodles, hummed a song, and rushed to the Zhu Yan Manor. Maybe after wiping out the entire Pig Blackface family, he could even take a train to Yuzhou City for a hotpot. How wonderful would that be?

Unfortunately, he was in this absurd martial arts world.

Transportation was extremely inconvenient, and there were many lunatics and perverts.

After reaching the border between Yuzhou and Yunzhou, Duan Yun discovered that the most abundant thing here was bamboo.

The bamboo on the tomb mountain outside Jade Pearl Manor was already plentiful, but there was even more here.

Spreading continuously, it resembled a green ocean.

Now, in the night, this "ocean" seemed even more profound.

When the wind blew, there was a rustling sound all around, as if many people were whispering.

In the past, Duan Yun thought that bamboo matched well with literati and poets, and even bamboo pavilions and houses had a natural elegance. But now, his thoughts had long changed.

Bamboo and graves matched well.

In this kind of bamboo forest, there were always graves. This was the case on the tomb mountain outside Jade Pearl Manor, and it was even more so at the border between Yuzhou and Yunzhou.

However, Duan Yun was now accustomed to camping peacefully near graves.

Young Hero Duan was full of heroism and naturally unafraid of any dirty things.

But at this moment, he was still pondering a question.

That was, were there ghosts in this world?

He felt that there probably were. Whether it was the Thunder Listening Enlightenment Kung Fu of the Thunder God Mother Sect, divine iron falling from the sky, or the Red Mansion madwomen being able to form bonds, constantly thinking about returning to the heavenly court, all of this indicated that this world was not so materialistic.

This world was absurd and mysterious, as deep as this bamboo sea, not knowing how many secrets it hid.

At this time, Duan Yun was also a little tired, wrapped his clothes tighter, and lay down to sleep.

The night deepened, everything was silent, and the world seemed to be left with only this bonfire, and Duan Yun and the grey donkey beside the bonfire.

Duan Yun didn't sleep deeply. Since entering the martial world and camping in the wilderness, he had maintained the habit of not sleeping too soundly.

For no other reason than this world was too dangerous!

Suddenly, Duan Yun woke up from his dream.

He heard movement, and Little Grey also woke up.

Little Grey looked nervously in a certain direction of the bamboo forest, appearing somewhat frightened.

Duan Yun sat up abruptly, raising his hand to hold the hilt of his saber.

In the night, there was some noise coming from the bamboo forest.

The sound was like something chewing on hard objects. In such an environment, it sounded quite eerie.

Duan Yun's first reaction was actually the rumored Bear Granny eating human fingers like chewing beans.

This place might really have bears.

He wasn't afraid of bears, but what about the Bear Granny who was eating human fingers?

Duan Yun gently exhaled, holding the hilt of his saber, and tiptoed towards the direction of the noise.

The true energy in his body circulated, filling the heaven and earth, so the sound of his footsteps was extremely small.

Probably even a cat with fleshy pads on its feet couldn't make less noise than him.

In the bamboo forest, the wind sometimes blew, so the chewing sound was sometimes near and sometimes far.

In the night, the bamboo forest was even darker. Although not to the point where one couldn't see their fingers, there were many dark places, giving people the illusion that there were many terrible monsters hidden.

Duan Yun held a bamboo pole, and with a force upwards, his whole body nimbly jumped up.

Landing on the high part of the bamboo, people could see farther.

The next moment, Duan Yun really saw a bear chewing on something.

And not just one!

They were one large and one small, with their backs to him, looking like humans.

But Duan Yun was no longer afraid.

The innate fear of Bear Grannies and the like had disappeared.

Because these were not ordinary bears, but national treasures.

Two pandas were sitting there eating bamboo shoots and bamboo, their colors black and white, distinct, in this night bamboo forest, making a sound that sounded like a Bear Granny chewing human fingers.

It must be said that skin is really important.

Also bears, man-bears are easy to associate with Bear Grannies eating human fingers, and the pandas in front of them seemed silly and cute, and quite likable.

Especially these pandas, one large and one small, also gave a sense of warmth.

Duan Yun slid down from the bamboo, and couldn't help but think of his previous life of people squeezing to the zoo to see pandas.

Unexpectedly in this place, he met two wild ones.

Wait!

In his previous life, giant pandas were national treasures, even if he wanted to steal them to raise, he could only joke about it online, otherwise it would be illegal, so what about this world?

Catching pandas in this world isn't illegal, right?

When Young Hero Duan has time, he must catch two pandas to raise, preferably train one to be a mount.

Otherwise, wouldn't he have crossed over in vain?

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The next day, Duan Yun came to a small town surrounded by green bamboo, and found that the meme that netizens joked about Sichuan people raising pandas in every household had become a reality here.

Not every household raised them, but in this small town, at least a third of the families raised pandas.

Even the teahouse that Duan Yun was sitting in at the moment had a panda with a disc tied to its back, serving tea and snacks to the guests.

Along the way, it was not just one or two people riding pandas through the street.

In Duan Yun's eyes, it was very cute and stylish, so Little Grey didn't look so handsome anymore.

He asked, and learned that this had reached the territory of the "Mei Family".

The Mei Family is a famous beast-taming family in Yuzhou, especially good at taming pandas.

"These pandas are the easiest to raise. After finishing work, they go outside to find bamboo to eat by themselves, and after eating, they come back to sleep. After waking up, they continue to work," the teahouse owner introduced.

At this time, Duan Yun couldn't help but look at this panda that served tea and fruits everywhere with even more admiration.

It turned out that the pandas in this place had become exploited wage slaves.

No, even worse than wage slaves.

At most, they provide a place to live. They are responsible for their own food and clothing. Except for sleeping, they just work.

Compared with the national treasures of his previous life, this is really upside down.

Very good, after Young Hero I kills Pig No Face this time, I must also get one, so that this hard journey is not in vain.

Duan Yun inquired and learned that it was not far from Zhu Yan Manor.

It was just across two mountains.

"Young brother, are you going to the territory of Zhu Yan Manor?"

The teahouse owner couldn't help but ask more when he added tea for him.

Duan Yun said, "Yes, I'm going there to do some business."

"Young brother, you are young and handsome. If you have nothing to do, you should take a detour," the teahouse owner said.

"Is Zhu Yan Manor not peaceful recently?" Duan Yun asked in confusion.

"Has Zhu Yan Manor ever been peaceful? The dangers in the manor go without saying. I mean, it's best not to go near Zhu Yan Manor."

Duan Yun wanted to know more about the intelligence there, so he couldn't help but ask, "What's the saying?"

"The Pig family is extremely ferocious, especially the Pig family's Second Madam. When she sees good-looking men and women, especially men and women traveling together, she will cut people into human sticks. A niece of mine accidentally entered there before and was cut to death with a man."

When he said this, the teahouse owner's voice changed a little.

"She cuts people at will, does no one care?" Duan Yun asked.

"Who dares to care? In that place, the Pig family is the sky. Who dares to care about the Pig family? Not to mention the Pig family's most cruel Second Madam."

"Why does she cut people randomly?" Duan Yun asked.

"She said that ordinary people are not worthy of having love, especially those who are consistent from beginning to end, and only marry one person in their life. She kills a pair when she sees a pair."

Duan Yun said in surprise, "So crazy?"

"Yes, that's how terrible it is. Young brother, although you are alone, that place is really not peaceful. Don't lose your life for doing some business," the teahouse owner reminded.

Duan Yun nodded and said, "Thank you for your guidance."

Well, he said it on the surface, but he had secretly written down this Pig family's Second Madam crazy woman.

Then this time, the key target to kill has one more person.

This crazy woman is also a must-die person!

Well, now that I hear it, this Pig family seems to have no good people, then let's kill them all, which can be considered a blessing for the people.

Otherwise, if you talk about love, you have to worry about being cut.

There are still too many demons and heretics, crazy men and crazy women in this world. He has to increase the intensity of killing, and kill all those who should be killed!


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